If you want pee on your carpets, you don’t need a pet, your drunk friends will do just fine.
October 13th, 2008 by AllStudentRentals.com
Many individuals in rented apartments and homes long for some companionship. To this degree, many of them decide that it would be a good idea to get a pet. Guys want dogs because they think chicks will sleep with them if they have a puppy. Girls wants cats for whatever insane reason people would like to own the most pretentious and good for nothing animal on the planet. The bottom line is that, for whatever reason, people think that owning an animal while they are in college and renting a place is a good idea. That being said, let’s get right to the point: It Definitely Is Not, in fact it is a god-awful bad idea.
There are a lot of reasons why owning a pet is a bad idea when you are renting, and truthfully I can’t even get into all of them because I’m sure there are some that even I haven’t thought of. What I can do however, is share from my experience why getting a pet, especially a young dog, is ill-advised at best.
My first year of college I lived in a two-bedroom apartment with a buddy of mine from high school. Towards the end of the first semester, after our other friend had officially moved into our dining room for a small fee, we decided that it would be a fine idea to get a puppy that we could raise and teach to do cool shit and impress our neighbors. The idea didn’t materialize exactly like that, but I don’t actually recall how it came about, and it honestly doesn’t matter because no rationale would have been good enough to justify getting a damn puppy in a 600 square foot apartment with 3 people living in it. After several failed attempts to convince the people at the Humane Society that our apartment was a fitting place for a small dog, we decided to look elsewhere. Heres a tip: if the Humane Society, a group that keeps all of it’s animals in 3×4 foot concrete cells, tells you that your house is not good enough for an animal, take note of this fact, becasue they are absolutely right.
Long story short, we found a lab puppy for sale close by, bought it, and brought it home. Over the next 6-7 months, this dog completely annihilated everything we owned. It took several months for the dog to figure out how not to shit in the house, a period during which many feet suffered the wrath of poo on the carpet. It was absolutely disgusting most days, especially in the morning, when an entire night’s worth of droppings were left for the unlucky bastard who woke up first. I bought so much Simple Green that year I should have owned part of the company when it was over. Eventually, you get “used to” cleaning up the mess and the fact that your house always smells like fresh urine or feces, but the pitfalls of pet ownership don’t stop there. This dog loved to chew (he was mostly lab) on just about anything. Because he was unsupervised on occasion, he had his way with everything he could reach. Shoes, belts, socks, towels, several sections of the apartment carpet, t-shirts, a damn window sill, pieces of the drywall, the legs of the couch, sheets and comforters, wallets, keys, and the list goes on. Nothing was sacred!
Aside from the fact that raising a small dog will completely decimate your surroundings and almost guarantee you receive none of your security deposit back, there are other reasons to avoid getting a pet. 90% of leases have a No Pets policy that will result in an immediate eviction and a guaranteed loss of deposit money.
I know what most of you are thinking, “I don’t want to get a puppy for my apartment, that seems like a terrible idea anyways. I want a cat or a goldfish or a gerbil or a monkey.” You are absolutely right (half right at least)! If you want to get a dog, get a dog that is at least two or three years old, is housetrained, and is old enough that it will rarely destroy your stuff if left alone. It won’t be as cute as a puppy, but believe me it will be worth it.
I have never, and will never, own a cat. However, I have been in many houses where cats exist. I can say this definitively: Houses and apartments with cats STINK. It’s as simple as that, especially if the people who own the cats keep the damn cat box in the kitchen or something ridiculous like that. It is a horrible smell that no one should be subjected to. I know you love your cats, but their smell is horrendous. That being said, a cat is a better choice than a puppy, as much as I hate to say it.
As far as other pet choices are concerned, most of them are pretty tame, with a few exceptions. Anything that lives in a cage is not a huge concern and can be kept relatively clean. These are things like rats, hamsters, birds (although they are often irritating as hell), various reptiles, and things of that nature. Fish can be a problem if you have a very large tank as these are usually forbidden in most aparments/houses and are grounds for eviction. Other than that, these pets are a pretty safe bet.
Let’s talk about snakes! I had a snake that was about 18 inches long when I lived in the same apartment with the dog. I bought it out of pity from a friend that desperately needed to get rid of it, and I thought it would be no big deal. I was wrong. It escaped almost daily from its cage, going missing for several days and at one point for several months. Snakes can be low maintenance pets, however, they hate to be in cages, and once they escape they are incredibly hard to find, not to mention that fact that most people are wary of partying at your house when there is a rogue snake holed up somewhere behind the fridge or something.
Ultimately, I think that having any pet in any rental housing situation is a terrible idea. I was almost evicted just two weeks ago because our landlord found out about my roommates dog living with us. Animals are expensive and dirty and are really only fit for the person who owns their residence, because then it is entirely their problem to deal with.
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